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From The Land Of The Dead
As I was looking I saw skeletons, they started picking up some flesh from nowhere adding to their bare bones, they first of all formed the waist and bosom; endowed one.
This morning my spirit was troubled I met ladies from the land of dead, disturbed that I had to sit thinking what could it be, I went back to sleep, there I saw yet again ladies from the land of the dead.
As I was looking I saw skeletons, they started picking up some flesh from nowhere adding to their bare bones, they first of all formed the waist and bosom; endowed one.
They fixed skin on their legs, and hands, got some eye balls and fixed, in minutes the whole body was complete, after this they walked into the world, the first man they saw fell for it, I saw the skeleton in romp with the young man, tell me how he’ll survive this.
I moved to another place in the land of the dead, I saw three skeletons, already dressed up in fine smooth flesh marching into the world, on their way they were introduced to a young man, conversation started.
I tell you, I learnt a new phrase that exists no where in human history, here is the first time, the first place to see such phrase, you may add it to your list of expressions, spirits are more learned than us.
The first one approached him, he said to her, “I don’t have a tint for you” I often keep a pen and paper beside me for thing such as this, I got up wrote the phrase down, I joined the meeting again.
It didn’t go well with the first lady, the young man disliked her, but when the second lady approached him, it worked, that’s to say he had a tint for her.
New phrase: to have a tint on someone/something means to have a likeness for.
Example: I have a tint for fruits. I have a tint for my father.
And both went away in, as they began to romp, all I could see was a skeleton not a human.
Do you know how it feels to kiss a skeleton, caressing a skeleton, romancing a skeleton? That is the same risk having anything romp with a girl/man you don’t know his/her background.
Many of the ladies and gentlemen you see roaming the earth are skeletons, they appear beautiful and charming, they have no home, the assignment is to make skeleton of any man/woman that cross their thighs.
– Kanayo Ebuka
